February 2012
“Great writers, I discovered, were not to be bowed down before and worshipped,...”
– Stephen Fry (via meiringens)
“I’d just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed....”
– GLaDOS (via joshuapd)
“I looked quite sweet but I was very shy. And I didn’t look cool – I wore some...”
– Noel Fielding (via chloeblanchard)
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
reflectsthemadnesswithin:
thelittleconsultinglestrade:
dild0-faggins:
sherlockscoat:
my-arcane-hamartia:
My crime spree brings all the boys from the Yard,
But they’re like, that division’s not ours…
Damn right, that division’s not ours,
I could teach you, but there’d be NO CHARGE!
FANDOM I SIMPLY CANNOT
Oh fandom, never stop.
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“Cumberbatch is well known for his ridiculously perfect cheekbones and...”
– TVTropes: Benedict Cumberbatch
(via ravingredhead)
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
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My parents just asked me to accompany them to the beach. Have I wanted to go to the beach within the last 9 years of my life?
