December 2010
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when people compare their relationships to Romeo...
wherestheinnocence:
I’m sorry did you ever read it
Everybody dies
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My new years resolution
sofapizza:
iamnotyourboyfriend:
will be 1280x720.
NERD JOKE FTW!!
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when you're in a rough mosh pit
africanwhitespacechrist:
amy-fieldmouse:
affectuous:
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE, LIKE FUCK”
and everyone’s like,
#I just push harder
^THIS
lol pretty much
It’s always girls wearing short shorts or dresses. Look at your life, look at your choices.
When I’m 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in...
– Noel Fielding (via fuckyeahnoelfielding) (via thehorror) (via —folieadeux) (via mrmoth) (via africanwhitespacechrist)
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who needs a bf/gf to keep you warm in bed. My...
africanwhitespacechrist:
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africanwhitespacechrist:baddjustin:
I will enter 2011 DRUNK.
Fuck everyone, I’m working.
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pinneddownbythedark asked: REBECCA. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IN THIS WORLD WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS. http://themidnightbarber.tumblr.com/post/2496115415
pinneddownbythedark asked: REBECCA. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IN THIS WORLD WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS. http://themidnightbarber.tumblr.com/post/2496115415
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Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like, "Oh...
themidnightbarber:
africanwhitespacechrist:
latortugaroja:
detoxtoretox:
handsuphigh-:
sea-kun:
endlessmagic:
THEY ACTUALLY SAY THAT.
^^ MINE TOO
MINE SAY THIS EVERY DAY, I SWEAR
I swear. I thought it was only my mom who says this.
omg words out of my mothers mouth
The relevance knows no bounds.
All of the above.
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How have I never read this before? THIS IS THE... →
africanwhitespacechrist asked: Merry Christmas! I will be sure to crack open my Baileys churrhurrhurr creamy beige
pancakepower asked: Hi there! Just wanted to say Merry Christmas/ Mighty Booshmas and thank you for following! Have a wonderful holiday! :D
-iwillcutyouinhalf asked: Merry Christmas lovely! <3
-iwillcutyouinhalf asked: Merry Christmas lovely! <3
pancakepower asked: Hi there! Just wanted to say Merry Christmas/ Mighty Booshmas and thank you for following! Have a wonderful holiday! :D
africanwhitespacechrist asked: Merry Christmas! I will be sure to crack open my Baileys churrhurrhurr creamy beige
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I now have a laptop in my room and in three days am purchasing an xbox. My already incredibly limited social life is to be over and, sadly, I’m not even bovvered.
Tumblr got rid of the "Welcome Back" part of the...
I hate when people say that their life is over or...
themidnightbarber:
Hey guys, there’s people that haven’t even been in a relationship in their whole 18 years of life (that’s me if you haven’t guessed yet) and guess the fuck what? Life goes on. It is humanly possible to exist without being in a relationship. And that’s kind of a slap in the face to the eternally single such as my awesome self. Smug wankers.
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